He is such a slut. More and more my type.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
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