Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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