used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Randomize
