found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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