yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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