I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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