rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I need a beard to bite.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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