And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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