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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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