I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
He's on the porch naked. Help.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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