I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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