Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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