What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Text me some of your sweat
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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