is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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