dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
we should paint friendship bongs
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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