Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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