My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
Randomize
