Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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