Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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