Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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