we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Randomize
