yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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