question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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