No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
