if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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