So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am naked and annoyed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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