so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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