I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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