Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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