We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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