i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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