8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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