It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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