you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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