so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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