She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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