My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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