also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
bring money and cleavage
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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