Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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