oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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