I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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