I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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