i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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