This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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