I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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