Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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