Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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