Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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