Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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