i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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