You're my little dorito
I wish i was in the wii world.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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