I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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