shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
