just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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