We're like a lot better than the average bears
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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